Cannot Concentrate

I drank three coffees today before 9:00. I am wired. I am listening to mellow music in an attempt to calm myself down. It's not working. Apparently, caffeine highs are immune to the effects of Damien Rice and David Gray.

Who knew?

Maybe I'm going about this wrong. Maybe I need to listen to something that's going to make me chair dance (I do this a lot and don't care who sees; besides, my coworkers are used to it by now). I need to work off the caffeine. My stomach hurts. I have no attention span. It is very, very counterproductive.

Now...Where's my playlist of 'workout' music.

Note: I don't really work out. I just made the playlist because I thought it might motivate me. That plan didn't quite pan out...